Lance Armstrong Called Me Today
He really had a lot to say. In particular he was interested in telling me about LiveStrong Day coming up on May 13th. I was hoping he was calling in response to my numerous offers to volunteer my services as a domestique on any cycling teams he might own. But alas, there is no follow-on to the “Disco Boys” and my 34 year old body is not being called upon to ride my guts out by cycling’s all-time great.
In fact, now that I have had time to reflect on the phone call I’m wondering if maybe he was lip-syncing. You know, like Milli Vanilli. Deep down I know he really did call me, but everything was so perfect, so scripted, I just think it may have been pre-recorded.
Oh well. A guy can have his fantasies, no?